I’m a Wisconsin fan who HATES Nebraska, but I’m right with you. You should be proud of your program tonight as well as Fresno State fans. That was a terrific tribute.

It also looked like they were encouraging the fans to cheer louder. Sometimes nice things happen in sports.

Fresno State declined the penalty, too.

You are an ungreyed Deadspin commenter and you think cursing makes the writers sound ignorant? You are truly the white whale.

In what way are money managers and stock pickers not a bunch of motherfuckers?

I thought people from NJ usually took credit for stuff from New York, not Connecticut

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Good thing you’re around to explain which politicians he’s allowed to think don’t care about black people and which ones do

I think this is a terribly unfair criticism of Drake. Sure he “said” it but he almost certainly didn’t write it.

As a penis owner, I fail to understand how one can actually pleasure oneself using a piece of cheap old corroded metal covered in road grime and carbon deposits without reducing one’s gentleman sausage to a lacerated, profusely bleeding mess. While maintaining an erection.

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

The team would have to provide an explanation, and could be subject to discipline.

I bet Ryan will be really impressed with himself when he reads this.

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

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