I hate that tiny fuck but he does know his baseball.

he threatened to call the White House and have them all fired — and made bizarre statements about Al Qaeda

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

I remembered when I played baseball I had a pretty standard routine for each at bat. First, I’d stand outside the box, tap the sides with the tip of my toe. I’d step in, line the bat up with the back edge of the plate. Then I’d swing at three straight pitches, go back to the dugout and cry uncontrollably until we were…

I think you’d have a very large threshold for ‘issues’, if you trained your whole life for an event.

Then you are dumb as fuck. Thanks for commenting.

You mean I just got the WHOOOOOSHHH treatment?! Aw, FML.

This has gotta be tough for Yankees fans. I mean, first the Cowboys and Lakers, now this?

They have the same skilled people working on the site as they had working on their defense in the Hulk Hogan case.

The answers to both of your questions are literally in the first sentence of the article.

If only there were a date on the calendar somewhat close to New Year’s Eve ... a day where no one had to work and had nothing better to do than sit around watching college football ...

The sphincter pucker combined with a faster inhale than normal.

I don’t know exactly how to classify what the reaction every man will get upon reading this headline (and then struggling to read through the story), but I just got it.

Well hopefully after all that the kid wins a cup.

Now I want to see him get tight with another magazine, so we can see an edit of this classic:

This article puts a hop in my step on this fine Saturday morning.

I read the story. I still don’t believe that Florida has museums.

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

I got 11 balls today