+1 HS diploma

-1 collective bargaining rights

Promotion: First 10,000 Rockies fans get Dingers on their cars!

Man, that’s in the running for Comment of the Year

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

Former Jaguars player Dan Skuta works out with Cowboys while suspended.

That trophy is as evasive to Messi as Messi is to taxes.

What say you, the 73% of commenters who went to law school?

I think the Las Vegas Aces is actually a pretty good name!

No. The average annual income of a person in Afghanistan is $1,100, so you’re absurdly wealthy by those standards too. It’s all relative. Everyone is aware of that without the need to call it out every time sports salaries come up.

Really great work here by WFAA on actually looking into and reporting out the agreement. So many local news outlets are usually just cheerleaders for stadium deals.

I was going to say that its rotting corpse will be playing the Packers on September 11.

Rest assured we will see the jaguar again. When it’s corpse is seen floating in the bay during the rowing events.

“Axis in 6" slayed me.

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

Hiiiiii. St. Pete/Tampa resident here. Know what the “feels like” temp is right now? 110. One hundred and fucking ten. The other week it was 117. Last year in the Summer it rained for 30 days straight. So no, its not like those other places at all.

And not update the styling in a significant manner for ANOTHER 1/2 century

And just to prove their superiority they’re going to achieve all this with the entire motor, control and battery pack mounted behind the back axle....

NBA is easier to make the playoffs than the NHL’s Eastern Conference

Tom, you are reaching dangerous levels of sarcasm. When this much sarcasm is placed together you can create a critical mass of snark that will detonate and consume good intentions within a one week radius.