Also, think about how the car is actively trying to kill you while you drive, with disregard to your precious tire gauge’s readout measure. This isn’t a BMW.

Funny how if you’re going to be an annoying fuckstick, you should probably try to actually be right!

I’ve accidentally shot myself in a strip club before but I just went to the bathroom and cleaned up a bit.

Yawn... This guy should be in prison.

Look, it happens. You have a fair bit of success and it makes you get a big head.

capitalism or consumerism?

He got shot breaking into an apartment. Kicked down two doors at 3 in the morning. What did he think would happen?

1 loaf of whole grain bread with the most amount of grains?

Oh, he wants Trump Bread. The classiest, grainiest bread on the market. No Mexican buyers, please.

Look. I know it’s Bryce Harper and all, but this isn’t news. Everyone knows when you haven’t even had the chance to stroke a dong in a while, when you finally get one it’s gonna shoot the fuck outta there.

You missed “race-baiting huckster” from when Craggs fed him thru a woodchipper.

Colin Cowherd, a rat wearing a human suit

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

His families must be so proud of him.

Goodell is not the problem. He acts on behalf of the franchise owners. He is the Smithers to their Burns.

“Dude, chill the fuck out.”

Gross, no. I said empathy issues, not mental issues.

Ruben Tejada would have totally done the same thing to Chase Utley if he thought he had a leg to stand on.

Students at the university today (however crazy they are for backing JoePa) didn’t do this. So “nuking” them is probably a bit overkill.

As a M’s fan I remain cautiously, skeptically, nervously, and tentatively optimistic.