Hey, when your team has a year like KC had last year, you don’t change anything.

Considering it’s Maryland, we should probably just be thankful they’re no longer using eight-balls.

This is a stupid, facile way to interpret what I wrote.

That’s because the Broncos will own both end zones! - Fake hubris from scared shitless Broncos fan

Tom had the greatest Twitter burn of all time:

Not sure what Trent Dilfer has to do with this

In all fairness to Thompson, he thought the depth at running back was going to be the best in the league given Eddie Lacy came to camp twice the man he used to be.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

Maybe if they were playing in a city that was located near active government agencies. But they’re playing in DC.

My first thought was that it was the Seahawks really doing a solid for the Cardinals. And as a bitter Packers fan, I don’t go out of my way to say nice things about the Seahawks.

this part is my fav

If you think that’s the rudest thing about Curry, you never hung out in my college dorm room after an Indian food buffet.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

It always sucks when a player gets blamed for a loss in the final seconds of a game as if the first 59 minutes didn’t matter. I know that it’s his job to kick routine field goals at a high percentage rate, but it’s also the job of the offense to score more than exactly 0 points throughout the rest of the game.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

The guy who scored the only points for his team blew it? Sounds like everyone else on the team blew it.

“It’s gonna be, like, 2 degrees? Nah, I’m good. I’ll stay here.”

So. Don’t. Fucking. Click.

I remember those runs. She’s the reincarnation of Bo Jackson from Tecmo Bowl.