Yet, she scored all of their points. Kobe would be proud.

I’ve been a Republican for a long time and the only thing I can do is look at this shit show, shake my head, and not vote for any of these clowns. We need a Republican party that looks at the Democrat’s ideas and says “that’s a good idea now let’s figure out how to afford it.” We don’t need the Republican party to…

Thankfully the tablets were returned to the Ark of the Covenant before everyone’s faces melted off.

“I suck now.” —Kobe Bryant, November 1, 2015

An update for you, as a Pens writer myself- thus far the little guy, Trey, has gotten 2 pucks, a jersey, a stick, and last I saw was with the teams’ PR staff, apparently to head into the locker-room with them to meet the players from what I gathered. While the old guy was booed out of the arena right afterward and…

Lol, I never said that fucktard. I’m not blaming the rider what the idiot driver did. I’m calling him stupid for doing illegal shit we riding dirty with no license.

If this were 1975, that’d be one thing, but how does this continue to happen in 2015? It’s ridiculous! There’s STILL a professional basketball team in Wisconsin?

Starbury might be a crazy asshole, but he is the guy who decided to sell cheap shoes so kids that grew up like he did could buy them.

Somehow you typed “comments from people who are right and speak the truth” and it came out as “trolls.” You might need a new keyboard

The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline:

I nominate this for lamest Deadspin story of 2015.

It’s a fair question, Mike.

“What are thoooooose?”

This was much more fun than the time Adrian Peterson and his sports baby did the whip.

Holy HIPAA violation Batman! I know in this day and age we expect to have all information available to us at all times, but tweeting someone’s medical records is pretty serious shit (assuming this is legit). God help the person who did that if the metadata in the file can lead back to them and the hospital is probably…

Reason #1 why the DH rule in the American League is ridiculous. Pitchers can get away with this crap without ever having to face retaliation.

It’s going to be so satisfying to watch when someone eventually beats the shit out of him.

Fellow Cubs fans, this type of reasoning is the reason that the Cubs haven’t won a World Series in 106 years. Chill.

That’s a big step. A lot of these guys, particularly if they played in the ACC, haven’t taken a test since high school.

No fucking way did that coach take the L. He did everything short of high stepping like Deion Sanders past the coach.