This is an insane thing to think and type, and you should feel bad for having done so.

"Deadspin: You'll never find a more wretched hive of self-loathing and misery"

Look, it's Ranger Yellow from the best Power Rangers.

Do you guys compensate for the thirty times a day I accidentally click on the wrong story on my phone because you intentionally make the screen shift right after the site loads?

You're not sure that science supports the idea that a guy with two documented concussions and a suspected third one is at a high risk of suffering brain injury when he has a job that asks him to slam his head into objects at high speed hundreds of times a year?

Yea! How dare he be concerned about his own health!

In terms Suh will understand, the deal averages a $2.375 million fine for every two games he's suspended without pay.

I just ordered ten pounds of gummi bears and I already regret it.

I just ordered ten pounds of gummi bears and I already regret it.

If I was AP and my agent did some dumb stuff like this, I'd be switching my agent.

Normally it's Scott Walker who frustrates Racine. If it's the kids she's worried about, just hire an Eau Claire and things should be Superior from here on out.

I'm surprised she knows what a pass is considering she's been married to Kobe Bryant for all these years.

Players shall sit out the first half of the season opener.

Blue Label. You've deserved it, old chap.

Huh... I thought it was supposed to honor the victims' average height of 4'09" at the time the abuse occurred.

Here's how the Albert Achievement Awards looked in 1987.

"Oh, you doin you Stu Scott here, heh heh."

As of 10:40am et, the test pattern was up 28-0 on Arkansas.

Counterpoint: Fuck Mike Pereira

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?