I’m sure the property manager who rents those apartments above Subway loved to tell prospective tenants that “Jared used to live here,” as if that was such a big deal. I doubt they’ll do that anymore.

Totally legitimate, but now I’m wondering - if you’re the parent, at what point do you tell your child what happened? Never? I’m assuming the kid wouldn’t be able to google his or herself and find it later since the names of minors should be redacted. Maybe part of being a parent is keeping something this big a secret…

I help run a foundation and it’s amazing to me how they got away with not giving out any of their money and using their operating funds for personal use. I mean, there are so many levels of oversight to set up and run a proper non-profit: there is a board of directors, and you’ve got to file tax returns and have…

No, they ran the charity - open since 2008. They just didn’t give out any grants from the money they collected. What they DID do with that money: 60% was the partner’s salary, and they took trips to Thailand with it, so use your imagination.

Not if you are at work.

Picturing all of my family’s friends, I can’t picture sexting with any of them, but then most of my mother’s friends are old yentas like her and they’d probably respond to sexts with updates on Mrs. Goldstein’s boy.

Is it really, really sad that I’m glad the nude photos they’re referencing in this article were made without the children’s knowledge? Is that the kind of silver lining we’re forced to find these days just make it through the fucking day?

I’m laughing because this is sad and true. Relevant:

That is going from 0 to 50billion in a nanosecond.

I’m constantly tripping over the low bar for men.

Wait, what, is that woman - white? If so, that explains why her azz wasn’t shot at once she exited the vehicle.

Turn down for what?

here’s the video:

Yeah it was shitty, but ultimately worthless. That ship had already sailed, spent a week at the island and returned to port for more tourists. I’m sure In Touch hasn’t shredded their copies.

Well... Up until the point that they then turned around & destroyed those reports. That was preeeeeeetty shitty.

Damn those pesky officials and the police for properly recording abuses.

I saw him out on a run in Vancouver (we were both running) just after Friday Night Lights ended. As my brain was like "oh shit, be cool" I definitely fucking tripped over my own feet and almost wiped out on the path in front of him, exactly like something out of a bad high school movie/my nightmares. He was so pretty…

How can any of his relationships work when he’s always going to be so much prettier than whoever he’s dating?