Perfect. And it’s a Winston jersey.

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

Truly , with the bats coming out, it is a new ERA in Panthers football.

WAR is an advanced baseball metric pioneered by Baseball America and Nate Sil...you know what? Never mind. Go back to your Trump rally. It'll be fine.

HERES A PICTURE OF ME WHEN IM OULDDDDDDER (Slurred cuz he was fucked up). YOU SONUVABICH! WHERE YOU GET THAT CAMERA?

Wonderful Kinja.

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

He better damn well be! Even if there was contact, that was still obviously an embellishment, and deserves the penalty for it. You just don’t do that in the NHL. :P

That ref is a damn national hero, even if he is Canadian. (I dunno, is he?)

The Lions also used to kick fans out of games for having “Fire Millen” signs in the stands. I really, really hate being a Lions fan.

It’s been clear over the past few seasons that the Lions work very hard to censor what people can say about them. Specifically, they’ve made it nearly impossible to say things like “the Lions look pretty impressive this year” or “I’ll give up the points and take the Lions.”

Jesus, man. You can’t tell people you’re joining Anonymous. That’s like the first rule of Anonymous or something.

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

I made a mistake in the state (because Kansas City is not in Kansas) and want to let everyone know that if there’s a Dearborn in Kansas, the residents don’t deserve the criticism.

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

Normally if I want ice cold air blasted my way I just ask my wife a question.

Jacksonville then trolled Ryan by stuffing a foot up Buffalo’s ass.

Time to change their name to the San Francisco Third and Niners.

His firing proves that Donnie was way out of his element.

Gosh I almost want to star this comment for the ending but I can’t get past the victim blaming and calling the driver of the car an idiot when the proper term is psychopath.