Universal Gravitation Equation

I found your comment a bit tacky.

possibly a color chart? 

There have been a lot of interviews with regretful, or at least nervous, Trump voters where they said that they figured that he’d never do the extreme bad things which he said he’d do. Like he’d never deport these hard working law abiding illegal immigrant family members. Or he’d never take health care away from…

“...the 44-year-old has no criminal record. “He didn’t even have a parking ticket,” Ansari said. “From everyone’s accounts he is probably one of the most lovable guys you will ever meet. He is a loving husband and father. And he put a lot of work into his restaurant.”

I have to assume that I.C.E. is going after undocumented immigrants that are trying to be good citizens because they are easy to find by their very attempts to be law abiding. Criminals try to hide. Trying to find people who don’t want to be found is hard work. That’s not fun. And I.C.E. wants their job to be fun.

“First they came for...”

Or, more realistically, they were doing okay but somehow thought that they were magically going to be become rich under Trump.

You’d expect this joke from a burner account.

Does Atlanta need cornerbacks? If so, I would advise them to look elsewhere given Georgia’s history with Shermans.

Nate gave him 30% chance of winning.. which in reality is 1 in 3 odds.. some people seem to think that anything under 49% is gonna for sure be a loss.. some people don’t know about statistical math

I’ma take this space to represent for Dawn Staley. Second black woman to coach her team to the NCAA WBB title, South Carolina’s first title in WBB. She’s the first coach to win the championship who was once the tournament’s Most Outstanding Player when she led UVA (ugh) to the final in 1991 (they didn’t win, but game…

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

Yeah, one thing I’ve learned as I’ve grown older - you should go to funerals of people you know whenever it’s not a major inconvenience (though if they’re really close, then you go anyway). Their families really appreciate it. If you “don’t do” funerals, you need to get over yourself - nobody fucking likes them.

Dead people are dead, so they don’t need you to go to their funeral.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVs6qmtrcAo

“Tradgety + thyme = cometty”

Harmlessly passing someone in a no passing zone isn’t being an “asshole” . Trying to murder two people is.

That sucks for Everton. If there is one guy who is always ready to challenge the Reds it’s McCarthy.