Maybe the Albanian soccer federation should reconsider whether Road Safety Flare night is a good promotion.

Get yourself educated!

Thank God for the Freedom Caucus lunatics being unwilling to compromise on their desire to fully kill the ACA with no replacement and concurrent drastic cuts to Medicare and Medicaid. Without their stalwart opposition from the right, that vote would have been held yesterday, and it would have been close. When forced…

You are a literal Centrist? Did you just....make that up?

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

If a pitcher allows one run in the first, he has an ERA of 9.00.

Kanté is going to look pretty silly passing up a Champions League medal for another one from the Premier League.

Are you kidding me? Of course he does, and like a true winner, he finishes first.

That is no child! That is some sort of large truck.

Rum, sodomy and the lash.

These Englishmen are enjoying their first exposure to direct sunlight.

+1 East India Company.

IT’S A HIT JOB. #whitegenocide

“WTF did I just watch?”

How did the sun ever rise on the English Empire?

“Crazy ass white folks.”

Your cousin Rubin, such a fine doctor... Why can’t you be more like him?

Always telling them they aren’t as good as Mrs. Koufax’s boy.

Israel is known for being unstoppable in the first 6 days of a tourney.

Israel seems to be doing fine, but they’ll never stick around as long as Judah.