If a pitcher allows one run in the first, he has an ERA of 9.00.

Kanté is going to look pretty silly passing up a Champions League medal for another one from the Premier League.

Are you kidding me? Of course he does, and like a true winner, he finishes first.

That is no child! That is some sort of large truck.

Rum, sodomy and the lash.

These Englishmen are enjoying their first exposure to direct sunlight.

+1 East India Company.

IT’S A HIT JOB. #whitegenocide

“WTF did I just watch?”

I think I’d prefer to watch while nobody’s dancing.

How did the sun ever rise on the English Empire?

“Crazy ass white folks.”

Your cousin Rubin, such a fine doctor... Why can’t you be more like him?

Always telling them they aren’t as good as Mrs. Koufax’s boy.

Israel is known for being unstoppable in the first 6 days of a tourney.

Israel seems to be doing fine, but they’ll never stick around as long as Judah.

Is it just me or does this dude look him he’s very entertained by what is going down in front of him?

Forest Lawn.

not clicking a hyper-linked “porn dads” regardless of what the URL is

Don’t these stodgy EU officials know about Brexit? None of their rules apply anymore.