Wow. Dallas has the worst luck with shots taken in November.

For being such a changed man, Rice sure hasn’t stopped dragging people into things.

“You get used to it.”

Is there a Vikings fan alive right now who isn’t sucking in their gut and waiting for the punch?

But hasn’t it always had a Muscular Christianity ethos, a pro-management/anti-labor bent, and a begrudging acceptance of blacks in their midst? And as long as you’re getting a bunch of kids from shitty homes to smash their heads for little more than their masculinity and the school’s glory (and that’s not going to…

You think that the Godfather’s message is “Organized Crime”?

You realize that the author accepts the absurdity of the good ol’ days-ism, that nostalgia’s usually for a time that never actually existed and a state that kinda sucked for all but the privileged few, right? I mean, it’s right there in the text: “never‑never time”.

never too much of a criminal to play for the Cowboys though

I’m glad we can all agree that white collar crime is the biggest threat to humanity.

They did WHAT?!?!?

Commentator: “Cam’s like a kid out there. He’s a gunslinger”

Umm... 8-1 isn't perfect...

He’s still trying to figure out a way to get past the blue cordon set up outside the local Popeyes.

Hopefully we hear nothing about his sore bae.

Just wait until mom tells him about the time she ate cock on van.

That plus the “Jawn 316” sign right below it.

That building..
Was GameDay held in Soviet-Era Serbia or something?

I'm very proud of my city.

Free Barabbas-possibly the most Philadelphia sign ever.

No love for the greatest sign of the year?