Goal of the month robbed by evil Cech.

7 points out of 9, three clean sheets. It’s not the start I expected but I’m thrilled with it.

That was also an insane move and shot by Coutinho.

The only way this story could be better is if you are in reality a Browns fan.

I once had a girlfriend buy me Bengals gear because she thought they were my favorite team. That was her other boyfriend. And that's how I found out she was cheating. Fuck the Bengals.

That love tap at the end has me dead!

“Frankly a goal like that doesn’t belong to the game we’ve seen up to now but we’ll take it”

The pandering LLWS broadcasts can be awful at times, but maybe it’s worth it for moments like these?

I have a ten year old at home who can lie like that.

When asked if he was a fan of Brownsville Station’s version of “Smokin’ in the Boys’ Room,” Briles was adamant:

Hey, if its one thing those Baptists know how to do, its lie.

When asked specifically about the color of Boise State’s home turf, Briles was similarly emphatic:

That’s Light Lager to you, buddy.

This guy.

I think your last item should be amended to “Reading trash.” No one from Scranton is gonna come all the way to hang out at the KoP mall.

It’s like rooting for Sisyphus.

No shit, fuck that King of Prussia mall-hanging-out fuckface. That motherfucker probably drinks Yeungling Lite and repeatedly tries to school everyone at the bar about the history of a brewery that’s a fucking hour away from Philadelphia.

Provolone is always the right order.

hey man. maybe your favorite team, the Minnesota Vikings, sucks. ever think of that?