Frankly, every discussion of Chelsea shitting the bed yesterday would do well to include this marvelous piece of fiction they ran on their website in the aftermath.

Sterling was almost useless to be honest.

All that is missing are the women laughing with their salads.

“I’ve heard people talk about how he should play special teams, he should be an H-back, he should be a fullback, to his credit he’s always said no, I’m a quarterback.”

Damn... just... wow.

Brutaler.

Always highlight/geography truthers...

Stop exaggerating Deadspin!!!! It was from a long way out, but clearly not as far as San Jose.

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

An ex invited me to a show she was DJing that began at 1 in the morning. As in, I would leave my house at 12am, and one hour after midnight IT WOULD START. Girl no, I am waaaaaaay to 30 for that shit.

Thy’re just mad because their state’s name is abbreviated as KY.

Well, asshole and Santorum are pretty well associated at this point.

Rick Lyle will fucking burn a hole through your quads just with his eyes. I’m staring at his photo right now and I can literally hear a voice screaming at me YOU GOT TWO MORE IN YOU! YOU GOT TWO FUCKING MORE IN YOU!

They must have thought the new stadium was going to be built in Portland.

If what you’re saying is the case, then why wasn’t she demoted when Mourinho came back last year? She served as first team doctor for four years, during which they won the Champions League and the EPL. It wasn’t strange then, but it’s strange and uncomfortable after a dispirited draw with Swansea?

Your comment is so idiotic. The demotion occurred before she went to social media and delivered what was, objectively, a fairly polite and non-incindiary comment thanking her supporters. Clearly, she was demoted for failing to determine that a player who appeared to be injured was actually faking it. Should she look…

Well said old-chap. I bet these heathens at the median income for your county that attend those southern-county fundamentalist churches wouldn’t know a passage from a piaffe if the horse bit them on the ass and told them what he was going to do next, amirite?

I conquer, and I super cereal hope you’re right. But as with a lot of things, I’ve learned that I’m likely in the minority report. Most people don’t have a high school degree; though I feel like a temporarily inconvenienced millionaire, my household income puts me well west of the equator income even for my county of…