“Smoltz and Johnson would have had 18.” - Colin Cowherd

I think you’re burying the lede.

Spanish broadcaster missed the obvious call:

Yep, you’re totally right. No one outside of the US has interest in anything like baseball, basketball or hockey. Nope.

It is in Celsius.

They do have trees outside of North America you provincial asshat.

This clip is a perfect distillation of Cowherd. Conflation of two completely unrelated issues with little to no thought put into connecting them? Check. Overtly condescending tone while spouting stuff that makes literally no sense? Check. Not-even-subtle racism masquerading as bold truth-telling? Check.

“There hasn’t been a phonier, cheesier athlete in the history of professional football.”

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I mean it’s fucking Monaco, the only thing her kids are in danger of suffering from (besides lack of contact with their mother) is sun exposure and a particular snooty attitude.

Why can’t they make it open to interpretation? Why can’t they just make it an eye test thing. All these dumbass reviews and challenges and asking Mike Pereira in the studio and shit makes the act of watching a NFL game worse, not better.

Then why didn’t he use American players as his point of reference?

I’m not going to begrudge anyone who survived a brutal attack the right to make money from that. She’s profiting from telling her story? I’m cool with that.

I hope she does profit. Handsomely. Book deals, TV, whatever.

Canada: putting the second “U” in humourless since 1867.

Nive job Samer. Now we’re gonna have to take the Jets away from Winnipeg again to show them who’s boss.

But what brings them together is a mutual longing for death.

Not mutually exclusive.

‘Wow, that guy really sucks.’

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