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Those were all lies, all lies. I was in Ray Rice's olive oil business but that was a long time ago. The FBI guys asked did Ray Rice do this, did Ray Rice do that and I'm like yeah, sure!

I love my hometown of Chicago, but Mike Ditka is one universal symbol of it that I can't stand. The guy is an asshole who stumbled into a Superbowl win on Buddy Ryan's back (there is a reason the players carried Ryan on their shoulders, just to piss Ditka off), and then squandered away some of the best talent in the

No what you're missing is the meaning of the word lousy.

"I'm sorry... I thought this was America!"

I love the shrugging gestures at the end, like "What did I do?"

What kind of socialist, Alinksytard propagandist thinks he can just waltz right in, seize the Kings logo, and denigrate it for his own needs instead of respecting the property rights of the owners who have worked long and hard to denigrate that logo for years?

Dear Fundies,

All they plied me with was a 10k bonus, weapons training, and a guarantee that I'd get a some quality cultural immersion in Southeast Asia...

Goddamnit Deadspin, PLEASE stop w/ the "sonned."

Yes, also quite pleased w/ myself for snatching him up in my PPR league.

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Recalls the playing of the U.S. anthem at Buckingham Palace after 9/11, which remains, to me, one of the most emotional scenes of all time

It never ends well for Rome when a horde of Germanic barbarians pays a visit.

What one summer activity would I choose to be able to do year-round? I came to what I believe is the obvious conclusion of grilling. And I mean grilling summer-style: shorts and t-shirt (obviously beer in hand).

He survived so apparently they decided I was still as smart of a toddler as I was before my cold got the hell beat out of it. Of course you can't really assess the intelligence of a toddler so I prefer to think I was bound for a career in lucrative supervillainy before my dad accidentally shaved off just barely enough

Meanwhile, Kyle is 11 years old.

My condolences.

I don't golf often, but when I do I'd like to be golfing with Kevin's mom.

"Drink Up, Kevin, it's Birdie Juice"

Great read and great recipe as always. Another twisted but delicious idea is to make 2 trays (one for devouring now and one for Round 2)