I haven’t paid a U.S. cable bill in more than a decade and yet even my extraordinarily dumb ass can still watch every PL game I wish each week. And I do so.

Bouillon! (players: Bouillon!)

You didn’t see the 24,000 Dortmund fans chanting and swaying together or read the link about Celtic and its success with a dedicated safe standing area?

Well, as the subhead suggests, Kobe Bryant once gave pretty hilarious sex advice to a reporter.

A few more million people voted for Clinton than voted for Trump. So not only are you insultingly wrong, you’re just another asshole right wing dipshit who gets caught in facts because of that damn liberal bias.

I’ll gladly and honestly call you a fucking ignorant racist. You know who pushed NAFTA? The fucking Republicans with a split of votes by Democratic Senators, 27 yea 27 nay. The fucking Republicans controlled the fucking house too you fucking asshole.

That cut in highlight length was due (and I am going off a shaky memory here) to the fact that ESPN first acquired rights to MLB and then the NFL they had to shorten their highlight packages because they were now using highlights broadcast by competitors. That was the reason Their old NFL show with Berman and Jackson…

And here I thought he was a man who liked four-part harmony rock and loved him some Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.

And ... and you forget his excellent record as a Union leader!

Well sure if you’re willfully ignorant fuckwit like that orange-colored shitgibbon the Republicans have made the face of their party. The rest of just point and laugh at you.

Yeah, you’re really helping the cause by being a fucking racist fuckwit online. You fucking hero, you. Now we know you haven’t been following this story because it’s been entirely centered around the Native tribes gathering to support Standing Rock and I know this because local tribal members have been very active and…

I thought that was Amy Schumer filming a new episode of whatever it is she appears in.

You have two four great choices, #19 or #83 -- Maynard or Sauer. Or, Snell #41 or Boozer #32

Andy Russell, he had a running back number

Or #19 — Bambi

You could go total hipster and walk out wearing a Steve Bartkowski jersey or even better, a Claude Humphrey. That would be a conversation starter. Humphrey was a badass for both the Falcons and then the Eagles.

Why not just wear a prison-orange jumpsuit and a sign that reads “I fuck high school cheerleaders” instead?

Got-damn

Yup, he’s a pinch-hitter who just does it 4-5 a game from the same spot in the lineup.

The other thing, particularly with Saban, is that most if not all of his salary is paid by a booster club and not the university. I may be wrong, but I think the football foundation pays the bulk.