Look at this dipshit

Fuck you, child rape excusing shitbag.

If you believe you can separate PSU football from Paterno’s legacy as a child- rape cover up artist, sure. Otherwise, fuck no. Maybe fine a new team, one that doesn’t have its entire identity intimately tied to Joe Fucking Paterno.

For 30 years he was easily one of the most influential men in the entire fucking state. But there is no fucking way a good Cathoic authoritarian has ever heard about any sort of sexual shenanigans as his shitbag of a son Jay argued again today. They can’t burn that fucking stadium down and the salt the earth enough to…

Have you seen the ball girls the Vegas team fields? Wooooo-wee!

Are you too young to recall the K Car?

The Penn State fullback who scored that first TD in the clip above? That’s Mike Meade and he was good friends with my older brother and he once let me carry his helmet off the field following a close loss to our HS rivals in the game of the century in 1977.

Ed Too Tall Jones

I thought I had finally shaken myself free of college football in 2011 when I saw the headline about Mike McQueary reporting he had seen Sandusky in the shower raping a boy.

For the last year stats are available, there are 200,000 playground ER visits, and 580,00 bike related . There are 60 million American ages 5 - 19.

This could probably help with plans and design an’ stuff.

He was called to serve his country ...

One more good stat — five of the goals scored in that game were scored by former Southampton players, Coutinho scored the other two.

I think Martin Tyler mentioned it during the game, only Van Persie (?) has scored in 11 straight?

Walcott has scored a goal in 10 consecutive seasons for Arsenal.

Aaaaannnnddd ... now I’m listening to it ... again.

Well sure they dunked on everyone even though the tallest one is 4-11, they get to use trampolines and bouncy shit to get some air.

Why? The last time world record in swimming was broken by two seconds it was done by the East fucking Germans, the literal posterchildren for doping. Why would we assume anything else now? The idea that records continue to get broken and the athletes in these sports continue to test positive leave very little room for…

Oh no you don’t get to dump women’s cattniess on men. Women dress for other women not for men so you can take that skinny-jeans-muffin-top-look-like-you-have-six-hamsters-stuffed-into-your-panties bullshit back to the 8th grade girls lockerroom.

Yeah, just ignore that he fulfilled his obligation to enroll, take part in football and graduate in four years, all things he did very well. Now that he has his degree and he’s a grown fucking man making decisions about his fucking life and his future he finds Nick fucking Saban, a man who has made millions on the…