“I’m going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you were going into the women’s locker room while they were changing to microwave a Hot Pocket. Is that correct?” 

Or you could live in Canada

So lazy to ask this question and not do a modicum of research. It takes literally two seconds to Google “Chicago Bulls roster.”

The link actually lists all of the zeros.  Burn me at the stake, mother fuckers. 

Damn, dude, eat a Snickers.

Baseball did have something like this back in the 1990's. The Cubs signed a fan, Henry Rowengartner, and it was a lot of fun to follow! He had his struggles at first, especially playing alongside his hero Chet “Rocket” Steadman, but he settled in and became a key player in their postseason run. He even struck out…

Thanks, sweetie.  Take a hard candy from the dish.

You know how sometimes in RDR2 you don’t get a clean shot on an animal, but it’s too wounded to escape, and it falls on the ground flailing and crying until you walk up and finally put it out of its misery with your knife and then you feel sad and question your life choices?

Being a 37 year old man, who played the ever loving shit out of the first one, I had no choice but to be financially irresponsible and neglect my family so I can be a digital cowboy for awhile once again.  :)

I liked ship combat in Black Flag, but I don’t like it in Odyssey.

Given that they’re spinning off the mechanics into its own game distinct from the AC universe no, you are very much not alone in your love of the mechanics.

No, you’re not. I loved them in Black Flag and like them here too. I probably spend too much time just sailing the sea. But the ship battles are great way to gather resources.

Completely unacceptable. Nobody wears that kind of hat backwards.

His spatial reasoning skills are off the charts. I walked facefirst into a wall the other day in my own home.

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

Big whoop, Drew. It’s NHL free agency tomorrow, and what we really want to know is where deluxe foot-soldier Lee Stempniak goes to, not what NBA superstars will flock to what major market to frankenstein up themselves what super team.

“Enjoy your silver medals, my dudes.”

I cant believe I even clicked on this article but here I am

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”