i would bet tomorrows Quiznos that he has texted her “this cyclone............is the bomb”

So, Patrick is doing a bad job of explaining the situation: Gonzalez played in an official FIFA competition for the US (U20 CONCACAF championship and U17 World Cup I think?). This “provisionally ties” him to the US, meaning that if he wanted to play for Mexico at all (friendly or competitive), he’d need to file a…

Two thoughts.

I love seeing these stories about the emergency backup goalies!!

That’s silly. Who’s going to watch hockey in Oklahoma City in 20 years?

Stolen from twitter:

Watching all of those impotent yellow flags flying into the air is really the highlight of this clip for me.

Sure thing, Mr. Jackson.

Relax, Okafor...you’ll be off the team soon enough.

Hey, I LIKE clowns.

Next Generation: Hold my pumpkin spice Beer.

You forgot “leaving”.

only three stars so far? looks like your joke fell a bit flat

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

That’s one body part that does not tell lies, I’m told.

If there’s one thing I know about 7 footers with foot and knee problems it’s that they almost inevitably get better over time.

Strangely, he actually didn’t get the idea from Australian Rules Football, but from watching a tape of Christian Hackenberg throwing the ball in pre-season.

How do I vote for you to become Ruler of Earth

Better idea:

Brings back memories of when I was but a young lad, striving for greatness in Little League. I....wasn’t much of a hitter, and when it came down to our last game, with the post-season tournament on the line, I ended up at the plate with the tying run on third. Down to our last out, and me...ME!...one of the worst…