10/10 would get groceries in

Chevrolet: origin French, diminutive chevre (goat), in otherwords, goat herder.

Hell is exactly where Dodge interiors are designed and built

If November was any indication, that would have clearly helped him.

It would buy almost, but not quite, 18 V6 Mustangs. If we rounded down to 17 Mustangs, we could lash all of those Mustangs together to produce one 5,100 horsepower chariot. It would probably not do quite as well in the bends as the McLaren.

If you want the S sport package, you can have adaptive air suspension, which will hunker your car down by 30 mm.

Offer car people want. Raise price so nobody wants it. Kill car due to lack of demand. Genius.

When my compact mid-engined rotary Supra pickup is finally in production, boy will you have egg on your face.

Mid-Engined Corvette guy is still waiting though.

I swear, “Tavarish” has slowly become a synonym for “bad car-buying advice.”

P1: How did your Daddy die?
Kid: Barbie Jeep Racin’

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

I am honored that you made a post about this. You did a lot more justice to the topic of rotary valves than most people do. Most just assume it is a Wankel rotary engine.

Meh, ignore ‘em. If you like the car, get the car. Haters gonna...erm, crash sideways through a ditch and up and over into a tree.

It was a dark and stormy night. The little Mustang was was roaming through a crowd-desert and beginning to see crowd-mirages with increasing regularity. After traveling miles and miles of endless road, and desperate to satiate its thirst for the blood of the innocent, he made a sudden swerve to invoke the Sacred Rite…

Camaro owners are just jealous your car has enough visibility to choose your target.

Not The F8 of the Furious?  The SVP of Marketing Puns over at Universal really fucked up this time.

Metal. Always.

I personally enjoy country/western from 40s-60s.

The correct answer is insane technical death metal.