Tiger’s one jail call: Hello, Baracko? I’m kinda in a jam here. Do you still any pull with the five-O in Florida?

That’s very insensitive to mock the Nips slanty eyes. They were probably mocking Lil’ Kim and his model SCUD rockets anyway.

Matt Novak is jumping the shark with clickbait headlines like this. Melania was obviously not needing her handheld while walking. Nothing more, nothing less. Matt is what’s wrong with reporters and obviously has an issue with the president of the USA. 

I’m sure that when you die the world will go dark with grief for the loss of an eloquent talking anus, Albert.

This gives ALL off-roaders (regardless of the vehicle type or color of their necks) a really bad reputation. They are not hooning,hooligans or pranksters, they are criminals. I hope that the next time this farmer has trespassers on his property that he uses his Army training to take them out with ballistic direct…

Girls and cars have gone together since the old days when now ancient Nanny Pelosi was “Miss Lube Rack..” I say, “Bring it on,” Monster Girls! You rock it! You are also lot better than that transvestite dicktuckin’ ex-First Lady, Mooshell too! I wanted to gag when “she” was dancing on the Ellen show with a visible…

This is a facinating story, but ya gotta Google “Smokey Yunick” of NASCAR fame for his Tech tear down for an illegal fuel tank with Smokey driving away from Tech without ANY fuel tank in the car. This is one of many tales that became legends about Smokey that baffled NASCAR Tech Inspectors for years. Spoiler Alert:…

Real “Jalopniks” don’t Uber, we own, drive and maintain our wheels. Uber is for suckers. 

I caught my EX-WIFE (emphasis added) at a bar with her “girlfriends” in my Dodge van. Not wanting to make a scene, but wanting to bust her in a most embarrassing way I took the steering wheel off of the van with my handy dandy road tools kit. The bitch eventually called me and said “Someone stole the van’s steering…

He won at losing his job! He a graduate of the Charlie Sheen school of phucking up at “winning!”

A classic backpedal by Abbott. Jerry Jones, the Dallas Cowboys owner wasn’t “Just joking.” Kaepernick, the inflamed black Colon wouldn’t be the waterboy for the Dallas Cowboys. They love their county and their football more than they love protesting spoiled assletes. That schitt may fly in San Francisco, but not in…

Yeah, Anthony Boudain makes a medical diagnosis from looking at a picture. I’ll make a taste test of Anthony’s food..........it sucks. I know because I saw a picture of it. Stick to TV travel shows, Tony, ya jackass.

......and that folks, is how you install a compression fracture to your vertebrae on YouBoob.

Paid patriotism is preferential to the San Francisco 49ers’ Quarterback, Colin Kaepernick exploiting the NFL to show his disrespect for the entire United States of America, it’s service members, police officers, and flag. Since that stunt by Kaepernick, the TV viewership has fallen off. The NFL officials cannot figure…

I never did get my goddamn Obamaphone! WTF?

I once lived at a bad intersection that was a “crash magnet” with 18 accidents that I knew of, two with the fire hydrant sheared off flooding the garage. I contacted the county road department suggesting that they install a traffic light to regulate traffic and they told me that “A traffic light is not meant to…

Trump is enforcing borders, vetting immigrants, controlling immigration,  denying funds to sworn enemies of the USA and restoring law and order..... ....whaddadick! 

I love the argicultural racers! Got GRASSCAR?

Are there any parts at all that come on a Cadillac besides the name?

Ralphwylie approves!