Let’s not forget that Josh Jackson was a fucking asshole, that Kansas allowed him to be a fucking asshole, Bill Self enabled his fucking assholeishness, and thus he is likely still a fucking asshole.

Markelle Fultz also made a shooting gesture toward fans in Detroit last night.

Is this particular ilk of aliens not supposed to know about ladders and ropes?

You’d have to stop the airplanes that bring most of them here of course. So those walls need to be a few thousand feet higher.

Your tax dollars at work/not working.

Are you really supporting the athlete that’s going to have over $100 million dollars in career earnings, who has dated models, who used to go clubbing with Cuban, has started twitter wars with other players while injured, and has no qualms about sharing his horndog behavior on instagram because his feelings got hurt…

Could he BE any more of a mess?

Makes you want to move to Detroit. Cheap housing and I bet floor seats are a steal. Of course, 1. you’d be living in Detroit and 2. they’d be Pistons floor seats. But you have to take the good with the bad.

Between this and the Danganronpa reference it’s been a hell of a year in gaming for the Jets and patriots

When you have a franchise guy in any sport, it just makes sense to bring them along slowly. As an example, Mark Sanchez restricted himself to teens for a loooong time.

Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

the Civil War ain’t just a rivalry game in Oregon

How many more years are we going to pretend Jozy isn’t an immobile piece of shit?

With the caption “nice defense bro”

Jesus Christ. You’re going to Hell. And so am I for laughing.

Counterpoint to him stating that he’s not a genius- remembering the name Ionesco and correlating it to a fragment of a sentence inside a clue on the fly with thousands of dollars on the line sounds pretty genius-y to me

this is my husband and I don’t like who he becomes when he is on Jeopardy!

It’s his double jeopardy strategy that makes him so good. I’ve never seen anyone consistently bet as big as he does on them. People are usually WAY too conservative with daily doubles and he thinks nothing of betting $5,000 or more. He’s outstanding at getting control of the board and then going hunting in the second…

trouble began when Barnes had an argument with another patron at the U.K. pub

Somewhere, Hope Solo read this, said “Hold my beer,” and beat up a family member.