Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

People who say “son of a gun” when they are ecstatic are such losers.

As a result he’s now dropped to the third round on the Buccaneers draft board.

At the very least you are getting audited this year.

He fucking sucks.

The fact that racial justice and a more fair criminal justice system aren’t considered “good, non-partisan causes that ‘everyone can get behind’” is exactly why people should be pressing on the issue.

It really was a solid tangent.

I would cosine his rant, but that probably isn’t a good idea considering his feeling on the Pythagorian Theorem.

Is she related to Mike Huckabee? Because she’s a terrible human being and she shares her maiden name with him.

Is she related to Colonel Sanders? Cause she knows how to cook up half baked shit in a bucket and serve it to the American people.

Is she related to Barry Sanders? Cuz she knows how to spin the fuck out of any troubling situation.

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

Yeah, it’s totally suspicious when you respond to a call about gunshots and find people running away and ducking behind cover.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

Lol, sure they are.