As someone who has been through a breakup I can't imagine anything worse that [sic] announcing a relationship on Facebook. But that's what Zuck and his cronies just did.

Okay you're right. He's just retarded. I was giving him the benefit of the doubt.

The guy in the video means "Reuse" when he says "Recycle"

Yes.

I don't think he understands the difference between "Recycle" and "Reuse".

Please tell me you don't actually say "Coolbox"...

Or it crashed before water was there...

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I don't really care what the word means, which is why I didn't google it. But now that I DO know what it means, it's even more retarded to use in an article title.

I love reading articles that start with "Jesus Christ" and consist of nothing more than a rant about something completely insignificant and ubiquitous.

Why do you keep saying "twee"? Not only is it not mentioned at all in this ad, I've never heard/seen the word outside of Gizmodo...

Are we SURE this isn't just a viral marketing campaign for something awesome?

(And by this I mean "Creation is a lie! Oh look what we can do")

And so it was that God looked down upon the earth and said, "WTF?! Are you scientist guys just TRYING to screw with me???"

Nice...

My God I miss the days of MS-DOS.

iOS, meet IOS. He was here before you.

I call shenanigans...

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