I worked at Taco Bell 13 years ago. I eat at Taco Bell constantly to this day, but have never had anything with beef since. Only chicken and beans for me thanks.

My friend has a cat named Kitty Perry. True story.

I'm with everyone else here... what kind of job do you have that you can just ignore your email for 2, 3 or 4 hours at a time? I suppose if you worked it out with your boss and any coworkers ahead of time; but most would likely assume you were just using it as an excuse to sleep in.

@metronome49: It's so dumb to think twitter is cool.

@blyan is not on fire: I lold

I've been waiting for this for years. One reason? Noise. Other reasons? Cables suck. Do you really need more reasons to NOT have cables?

@Pimanrules: I actually did get one.

@pliSkiNAKE: Because a dressing hook outside your front door wouldn't be suspicious at all...

Best idea ever. I hate paper. And not for green reasons, just because it's stupid. They should just take this one step further and write a virus that disables all printers everywhere for ever.

@JT_3K: I don't get it.

I just wrote a webapp for Chrome OS that forces upper case. I wonder if they'll approve it on the market...

When I can get one?

Why not anchor it at both ends?

I LOVE how we don't get to see the finished product. Oh wait, no I don't.

I will take this opportunity to rant about why all my bills are due monthly but I get paid every 2 weeks. Doesn't anyone realize how much added complexity this causes??? I have finally just started setting my bank to pay my bills every four weeks and we'll see if that turns out to be a bad idea in 6-12 months...

@MaxellDVD1: There's no hard limit on your credit card??? Where do I sign up for that? :)

@KamWrex: I think they mean usage, not speed. Much like the mobile companies... $30 a month for 20gigs, $60 a month for 200 gigs, etc.

@Scobee: Damn, I hadn't read the entire article. So much for a funny. :|

It's because one of my legs is shorter than the other.

LOVE this. And it's clearly a joke... #42?