While in customer service, i’ve adopted the following mantra.

It’s funny because it’s about the french and manners in public. Two years later and i get the joke.

“Now 30% Cooler!”

“It doubles as a handwarmer”

Hey McFly!

This is why fanny-packs exist.

Unrelated Question, My 90's grunge throwback band is looking for a drummer. Interested?

Starts off with benny hill, then as soon as he’s taken out of the car, It’s either Final Fantasy 7 Boss Fight music or something from Streets of Rage.

Ok, so what is the point of that pursuit? What’s the point of cops chasing him down like a dog?

No, I’m just screwing around. Why would I read the article before responding? The Headline gives me everything I need.

“I” before “E” Except after “C”,
 or when sounding like “Eh” as in “Neighbor” and “Weigh”,
On Weikends and Holeidays, and all throughout “Meigh”,
And You’ll Always be wrong, no matter What you Seigh!!!

Yeah, because if we write down everything we know in books, it’ll just disincentivise remembering shit. Right? Because that’s how Technology works.

I don’t know what “Open Enough” means.

I’m looking at this one now.

I’m too white to wear that shirt, but i want to support the message..

What I’m really looking for is an open source ebook reader. Give me something like a kindle, but that isnt locked down, and I’ll be super happy.

I don’t always say please, but I do use words like “Would you be able to” or “Do you have a minute”. I try to be polite.

I do, however, always use “Thank You”

Elaborate lies are never a bad idea.

I’m trying to teach my two year old about explicit consent. “If you didn’t ask to play with your friends toys, you can’t play with her toys. If she doesn’t say ‘Yes’, then you can’t play with her toys.”

See also:: Nick Offerman’s comments on why he’s not a ‘Master Woodworker’