This is the greatest post ever.

It’s 2017, is it too late for a ‘that’s what she said’?

It makes it easier for DIYers to get higher-quality scrap.

I’m trying to earn my oneupmanship merit badge.

Friggin Awesome.

I personally try to co-parent in a way that minimalizes reward. We meet mental and emotional milestones, and we work together, and we build trust. More importantly, we analyze our shortcomings and our failures.

Alright, do you have one for android too? And No, “Don’t use android” doesn’t count.

Attn: Books are making kids fat!

Agree

“How should black person to bring up their grievances?” — Trevor Noah

I couldn’t stop laughing from her tyrade in the beginning. I’m not past that part in the video. I gotta find out who her staff writers are, because that is funny shit. It’s a shame it isn’t satire because whoever that person is, has missed a massive opportunity for a comedy career.

The image on this should say “Grift Card”

Yeah, but then the judge chuckles and says ‘Assault with a deadly weapon, I’ll see you at sentencing’.

Is the pen’s primary function is plausible deniability?

I keep a Hohner Special 20, either in C or G around.

It kind of sounds like the employees were super high. Those employees should be gone. No question.

Hey, Where’s the post of ‘People, TV Shows, and Yourself are a constant disappointment. Try Lowering your expectations to be happier’

Why isn’t this showing up under the ‘Evil Week’ category?

How does one get started in the industry, and how old is too old to get started?

This is the most ‘duh’ thing I’ve heard all day, but apparently, it has to be said. Thinkpad, Enterprise, or Sub300.