Remember an NFL ref touches the ball every down and could have felt a difference. All balls are under the control of the NFL refs and they usually mark the game balls before the game.

Because it's creepy as shit, yo.

It's not pointing out that there's nothing new coming out in January. It's pointing out that all of Nintendo's "big games" (Fire Emblem, Zelda, Star Fox, ect) are simply marked as coming out in "2015", with nothing beyond that. No "March 2015" or "August 2015". Just "2015", which is the most non-committal release date…

I'm going to be real here for a minute. I am a canadian mother. I went on government mandated maternity leave twice. Once with a singleton, once with twins. Even on the highest alloted tier of my provinces maternity payout I only recieved $780 a month. That money, like employment Insurance, had been deducted off my…

There are two wonderful things happening here in this story:

As someone who just ate a jar of Kimchee, like 4 cups of pickled cabbage with red pepper paste, can I have your sauerkraut?

As someone who loves sour, pickled things, I would totally go on the organic sauerkraut diet. Although I'd probably just fart all the time and bloat like hell.

I am a woman, and I have what I know is an annoying tendency to either sit "criss cross applesauce" or sprawl out pretty much everywhere. Not buying that only men spread out on public transit. I can only imagine the shitstorm if some men approached women they felt were taking up too much space.

No one screamed or kicked or spread wider in defiance." And then they asked each man to measure the span of his spread.

My response to a random person with a camera annoying me on the train would be as follows, "Are you insane, leave me the fuck alone" in a calm, bored voice.

Really? Comparing harassment on the web to specific threats of cyberwarfare from an enemy state?

Last I checked, someone trolling an individual or even threatening an individual does not result in the direct death of hundreds and the subsequent "war casualties" of significantly more than that. Yes, the internet can…

My favorite part was when they were measuring and you can see multiple women taking up more space.

Oh sweet Mary mother of god this is my BIGGEST pet peeve. I live in Los Angeles and I promise you, people here are the WOOOOOORST about RSVPing.

But as usual, assholes won't budge: both the ones who refused to RSVP after five confirmation emails, and the ones who throw an event so serious that they feel it necessary to send five confirmation emails to track down their RSVPs.

ok, I've never planned a wedding so take this with a grain of salt. But I'm sure I will be in the next few years.

How the FUCK does someone have the gall to show up to a wedding they didn't RSVP to?

Still, if you say yes, the person will spend extra preparing your spot. I was raised to only cancel under extreme circumstances, if I'd RSVP'd yes. Part of being an adult is sometimes just sucking it up and going, even if it's not what you personally feel like doing at this very moment.

What in the fucking hell is that? 11? I would have called and said "unless your newly found Brady Bunch of children are coming, I think you and your husband will suffice".

How the FUCK does someone have the gall to show up to a wedding they didn't RSVP to? As an anal-retentive, type-A control freak, this would make me blow a gasket.

People who don't RSVP when you're spending your own money to entertain them, thus causing you to have to overdo it on the food and beverages, are the WORST. I hate these people. It's one thing to not show up to your friends party down the street that was thrown together that day for drinking, it's another thing to not…