Given the moral compass of most of the Satanists I've met, I think that's unlikely. They believe in personal responsibility.

Jesus is the original "never nude".

don't forget nearly-nude!

This display is offensive? They better be glad a 6ft. mannequin with a severed goat's head, standing in the middle of a pentagram, wasn't delivered to this place.

It's delicious that Christians who scream about freedom of religion are the ones getting burned by the very same screed they cling to.

"Grossly offensive"? And a man covered in bloody lashing wounds, nailed to a wooden cross through his palms and feet with a crown of thorns embedded in his scalp isn't?

This gif of satan laughing is so perfectly theme appropriate!

Watching people not understand how the Constitution and legal precedents work fills with me so much glee.

Oooh, wait wait wait! We've also gotta get a shot of the Flying Spagetti Monsterite display!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SHUT IT DOWN.

Fuck. I'm so sorry. I hope your loved one has gotten some help and is doing okay.

Can't they just ban taking selfies during instruction? This is like cutting your whole hand off because you have a hangnail.

Yep. I went for years in denial for fear I must have been doing something wrong.

LOL I couldn't resist.

sometimes i forget if narwhals are real or fictional, and then i google to check and i'm just SO STOKED every time i re-find out they're real.

I spend a lot of time talking to my students about it and other rape culture issues in sex ed. With teens, honestly, the Twilight books are a good jumping off point. "See how she can't have friends? How if she gets hurt it's her fault? Etc? That's never okay. Don't let your partner treat you like that"

Alright, guys. It's been translated for you by one of your own, so no more excuses and no more "I don't get it." Time to get with the program, or Terry C. will come pec-flex you into oblivion.

As if I needed another reason to love Terry Crews.

She also started a relationship with him and was then isolated at a young, critical age, at that time in your life when you're still figuring MANY things out: Who you are, how to be independent and function as an adult, establishing boundaries, what kind of career and life you'd like to have, etc. She was just a…

I have learned so many bad things about myself when I first heard the story — because, even though I believe every female rape survivor who comes forward with her story, I still felt incredulous at LaBoeuf's. I fucking hate how primed I am to think about men who are sexually assaulted. It's not fair to them, and it's…