Well, I appreciate that, but we are also talking about 18 year old me who had only been living alone for the first time in her life for 3 months vs 28 year old me who has been alone in a foreign city for the past 4 months. I agree, never being able to be alone is not healthy, but I had just never, to that point, been…

I'm so glad Prim is the devil again. I don't know why I find that touch so hilarious, but I die every time.

Yeah, some do. I mean, they are looking at another trip home in a few more weeks — for winter break — and sometimes you just cannot make it work.

My freshman year of college, I was far from home (I am from CO, college was in PA), and knew I probably wouldn't have the money to fly back for dinner. My roommate offered to let me come back to New Hampshire with her and I agreed. A bunch of friends offered me places but I had already agreed to go with the roommate.…

Jeez, Dad, step it up. You started this, you can help finish it.

I don't even want to talk politics! I want people who will talk about Mockingjay and the last Hobbit movie coming out! I want people who will watch Charlie Brown Thanksgiving with me. People who aren't assholes about me not liking turkey or sweet potatoes. That's it. That's all I want. I'm not asking much here.

It's not much of a horror story...

You know how there's all this stuff about gun control and everything? Do you ever sit and wonder what kind of people are fighting to keep assault rifles legal, want their kids to be allowed to take guns to school, etc? The ones who idolize Bush Jr. and make racist jokes about Obama? Who think Christians are oppressed?

Did you accidentally cross a chicken with an alpaca? I'm not judging, i love the result.

I remember watching it when it first came out, like the very early seasons and I thought it was pretty funny. despite it being a huge simpsons rip off. But it devolved quickly and now it's like they want to be shocking for the sake of shock value. Which is just obnoxious

This Thanksgiving I've already heard the word thug at least 15 times. And, the real kicker, "they're all criminals, maybe we should just shoot them all." Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like a resounding call to racial genocide.

Have an awesome Turkey Day, y'all. I'll be in the backyard sneaking a spliff and trying to…

I have a friend that dropped out her last year in law school because of this. A guest lecturer was talking about having a flexible morality when you defend people that you are sure are really guilty and after the lecture answered questions about how to discredit witnesses using bullshit like that. Having been raped…

How does your friend do it? I'll tell you how....no morals and a big payday.

I live this shit. I have decided to resign from the Navy. But I know that I stood up for myself and for other women and I have zero fucking regrets!!

On the one hand I get the homage to the Family Guy joke.

I thought the Duggars were against gay marriage.

Why don't you raise funds for an all male shelter. I don't have a lot of money, but I might be able to spare at $10.

I worked in an Italian cafe place in Atlanta. The one with the freaking huge drink menu. There was this girl who had a very distinctive name, so for this, I'll call her Buja. Again, not her real name. Anyway, Buja decided one day that she could contribute more than just ok service to the restaurant, so she asks one of…