Against white, virginal females who were dressed appropriately.

Oh I didn't pull him out of the greys though.

Thank god a man showed up to explain this to us!! Ladies, listen up!

They can't execute gays in the US simply for existing so they try to make it happen in Uganda. That shows their true intentions right there, they want gay people to be murdered. The other "crime" with the same punishment? Finding out someone is a homosexual and not reporting it to the authorities within 24 hours.

They also said these things in uniform. I was only 17 at the time and I was completely shocked. They were chanting a few things, and the tamest of them all was something along the lines of " HOLD HER DOWN UNTIL SHE LIKES IT, AND IF SHE DOESN'T, USE THE OTHER HOLE." I couldn't say anything as they were the owners…

I have known a few people (okay, men) who have applied to be policemen. With the exception of one, they were all the very LAST people who should be cops. When one of them didn't make the cut I was truly relieved and thankful for mine and others safety.... And we don't even live in the same state!

And don't forget you are automatically superior over everyone else!

If the first person you tell does anything other than automatically believe you, it is soul crushing and confirms your worst fears about being believed.

1 in 5 women is the victim of sexual assault/rape in their lifetime. 1 in 3 girls will have "sexual contact" (molestation/rape) with an adult by the time they reach puberty. If these statistics shock you then you need to get with the times (for lack of better phrasing, I am not trying to be rude) because this is…

WHY do parents hear a "trendy" name and then ALL of them name their children that? I have about two million "Jacksons" and a "Jaxon" on my Facebook. Not to mention the fact that there are still a billion "Aidens." Yeah, we all watched Sex and the City, stop naming your kid after the "perfect guy." SO annoying!

That was one of the best references on that show in my opinion. I actually paused the episode to ask everyone in the room, "DID YOU ALL GET THAT REFERENCE?!" 30 Rock may be just a comedy but you have to possess a certain amount of intelligence/awareness to understand some of the more nuances jokes. That's why the show…

Damn, I commented something similar but you beat me to it!

I thought it was an intentional way to make the penis sound more regal and I liked it.

Was his girlfriend named Phoebe?

You guys always rise to the occasion!

You are wonderful!

I think most of us were joking about our disgust/outrage. I mean, it's not like you created the image, that thing already existed.

You are DISGUSTING for posting that.

I really enjoy how these jokes come full circle every week. New readers must be so confused, but the long time dedicated BCO readers are on it!

I am so glad you responded as enthusiastically to that question as I did in my head! I thought "holy shit I hope so!" Right before I read your comment. I am looking forward to this way too much!