In my case? She ended up not being pregnant. My mother had me about 4 years later, but thanks. I would be fine with any choice she made, as it's not my decision.

That's not what I'm talking about, I fully understand my own allergies, thank you. I'm not talking about crushed beetles, I'm talking about petroleum and crude oil run-off.

Usually when people claim photoshop I can't really even tell what they're talking about, but this one is super obvious. Yikes. Feminism?

I really enjoyed your writing here, thank you!

"I am the hay king!"

Oxycontin, yes. Oxycodone, no. Although people still pay around $7 for a 10mg pill.

They usually go for about $1 per mg. Oxys (or Roxys, the preferred non time-release generic version) usually come in 15 mg, 30 mg, and 80 mg. So yes, people pay $80 for one pill. Some dealers can and will charge a bit more depending on how desperate the buyer is. Knowing what they cost the crime rate (theft/burglary)…

"She'll probably never go home with some random dude again." Like that's something wrong? Good for you?

It's really beautiful and magical to me how animals recognize and raise young even if it's not their own species, or a species they normally would attack/eat.

I love your story! Also, has anyone told you about Santa yet, or should I?

I love the quote "I bet you one unplanned pregnancy you're secretly pro-choice."

I should have scrolled down because I just asked the same exact questions! How the hell can anyone be to blame but the kids themselves?! Disgusting and so so sad. But mostly disgusting!

It's never their own children's fault, no matter what it is. Bonus points if you can blame a slutty-slut for the corruption of your children.

Did he submit an actual story of how it started and what repercussions they faced or whatnot? Both of the links posted in these comments just show a quick FAQ page. Maybe I don't know how Reddit works? I wish I didn't want to read this guys story, but morbid curiosity and all.

Every word she utters is dripping with self satisfaction. She acts like everything she says is the end all or the word of god or something.

"I thought you wanted to speak out to help other victims but.."

I'm pretty sure this is why Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage and Neil Boortz have so many listeners. Doesn't Limbaugh claim to be the most tuned-into radio show? I know I definitely have hate-listened to his show more than once. The first time I tuned in was the first day he started talking about Sandra Fluke. I was…

She's insane.

That is ridiculously funny! Crazy little old lady.

my miserly self?