Enough jokes about Atlanta (looking at you too, SNL) I've never seen a single mullet here, not once. Well, maybe on an older lesbian, but other than that, never.

Totally agree. He gets major points for not ending it with some version of "no homo."

It was obvious all along, but Abraham needed to believe.

Are you saying...you can't be saying...did you say "FATE made him rape?!"

That grenadine it was full of is also poison.

I also posted that upthread. That color of red dye is the only one that ensures the cherry won't discolor the other "fruits" in canned fruit cocktail. It's illegal in other countries. But enough $ and an agenda will legalize many "foods" that are known to be hazardous for human consumption. That's our current food…

I mean, it's your money to waste. Although if it's a health issue then yeah, maybe don't risk your life over a better-tasting steak. Seems reasonable.

Life without parole, hopefully.

Yep! My partner is chef and recently did a test run on a wedding she was catering. The bride flipped out and said she "didn't even cook" the green beans. The woman refused to understand the concept of al dente, apparently the chef was just making excuses. After some questioning it turns out she had only had…

Haha! Surprise ending, love it.

My family makes rum balls during the holidays. I still swear I got buzzed off of them as a small child. I was like 8 and didn't know what a rum ball was until I told an adult "I feel dizzy." But those were intentionally boozy, that was the point.

OH GOD! As an oyster nerd, do NOT get me started on proper oyster etiquette and those who fail miserably. If you're putting a beautiful, fresh, $4.00 per, Kumomoto Washington oyster on a cracker with that damn "precious" Tabasco, then you need to be charged an idiot fee!

Shrimp can be eaten unpeeled, it wouldn't give anyone any troubles other than being hard to eat if they weren't meant to be eaten whole (aka peel and eats, as you describe.)

Imtakingaride has taken a ride to crazy town. Is she really implying (more like blatantly accusing) that if you worked in a hospital you would have deliberately hurt people? Or an I totally misreading?

Don't tell people how to do their jobs because you didn't understand the article. Jeezus. Everyone else got it just fine.

Relax.

The only people who ask for their steak to be "juicy" are the people who order it well done. Half of the time the server just rings in MW. It's easier to cook a steak up for a minute than start an entire new one. Don't even get me started on the idiots who want their steak "well done, butterflied, but juicy." I think…

Pretty sexy and dangerous sounding name, I like it!

Not the same, but you just reminded me of one of my most embarrassing childhood moments. I was shopping at the mall with my mother and she asked me to ask the hair salon next door "how much is a wash and blow dry?" My idiot brain decided to walk in and loudly ask the woman behind the counter "how much is (you guessed…

I'm allergic to red 40 because food coloring is literally poison, and should be avoided.