That sucks! I was working at a bar when I was 18 and happened to answer the phone for a very calm but worried sounding woman. She asked me if her husband was there, but her description sounded like every guy there so I couldn't help her and I wasn't about to start taking role. She asked what time our poker tournament…

I have complimented two rings ever in my life and one was Moissanite, I am sold.

You're wonderful, sincerely.

To me, they seem to have an implied moral code higher than that of revenge-rape. I don't buy that theory.

Great response! Totally agree!

I totally agree. Her character was by far the worst. Fuck, Rowling is SO talented it's crazy.

She does it because she loves it and the stories thus far have been nothing short of magical. Well, obviously. But they've been great!

Every time a story about engagement/wedding rings is posted on Jezebel I brace myself for all of the anti-diamond/traditional ring comments that follow. Usually it's along the lines of "The hubby and I decided not to go with the usual diamond ring but instead we used a kidney stone tied together with woven pieces of…

Moissanite is way cheaper and sparkles more brightly than diamonds, if I remember correctly.

Every time a story about engagement/wedding rings is posted on Jezebel I brace myself for all of the anti-diamond/traditional ring comments that follow. Usually it's along the lines of "The hubby and I decided not to go with the usual diamond ring but instead we used a kidney stone tied together with woven pieces of…

Where I work (fancy schmancy dining) I constantly see very wealthy ladies and their very expensive rings. They are so beautiful but some of them are outright ridiculous. It really has that "keeping up with the Joneses" feel to it. At a table with 6 couples, some of these rocks are so big that they look like very…

I agree. When I was a kid I knew a girl with the last name Peppercorn. I thought it was the funniest last name Id ever heard.

He so could have killed her! How does she know this sick fuck was only going to rape her? Man, that commenter up there is fucking clueless.

Self defense isn't a good enough reason? She should have been raped instead?

Absolutely. I am the oldest of 4, with a large extended family (Catholics!) and I've always seen bare boobies feeding babies. It's just... Normal. It's still a slight shock to see a bare nipple in public, but that doesn't even last a full second before I remember that what I am seeing is normal and beautiful. And also…

But still no ethnic hair! At least when I was a kid, though I don't think they even have a doll with slightly curly hair now, do they? I was disappointed that black Barbie had the same textured hair as white Barbie. When I was a child I actually cried to my dad because I hated my hair and I wished I wasn't white…

That's honestly like the funniest comment, I don't even know why. Especially out of context before I realized what comment of mine you had responded to!

Make sure your legs are bare and you sit in the middle of two men FACING the camera so all of the old white men watching faux news expect an accidental crotch shot at any moment. The once read a comment a woman wrote absolutely gushing about how much her and her husband loved watching Fox and Friends (I think that's…

For people who have never done drugs? The picture is equally terrible. You don't see faces like that.. Yours or anyone else's. I WISH acid did that. DMT on the other hand...

Love it! I'm considering sending my landlady an envelope full of printed out yelp and opentable reviews. But look how good I am at my job! Hah