By that logic no one ever gets murdered, no one molests children and no one robs convenience stores, because most of the people I know are kind as well.

Because rape victims are known for broadcasting their assaults to all of their friends? I know a lot of women who have been raped, and those are just the ones who chose to share that information with me. I also know more than one man who was raped.

I'm sure everyone has already said this, but that's about the same as claiming you were "too drunk" to get a DUI. If being intoxicated were a viable excuse for committing crimes then a whole lot of jails would be half full, considering a huge amount of crimes are committed under the influence. During my time studying…

Yet every single time someone has to point it out and people like you are forced to explain. I count on it as much as I count on someone every. single. Monday. suggesting C.A. Pinkham include stories of shitty restaurant workers. Ugh.

Can I please be an Auntie Tom traitorpanty for Halloween or have you copywrited that? Btw I totally read your comment right as I was exing out of this window but reopened it just so I could like your comment.

See also: "classy."

I posted a version of this on my Facebook, saying religious nuts are religious nuts, no matter who it is. And a super conservative relative posted "guess which one Id prefer to fly my airplane?" I said, "neither since you don't own a plane and if you did I'm sure someone like you wouldn't dare have a female pilot."…

I wonder if they would feel differently if their school had been the site of a shooting. I don't like this at all. No skirts above the knee or tank tops for the ladies, but guns? Guns are totally cool. Gag. Super distasteful. And now that it's being written about I'm sure even more students will participate. Gross.

It would probably be full of actual fantastic ideas, after they revised them once sober, of course.

Before people impersonate people on LSD, they should probably experience LSD so it actually makes sense and/or is funny and doesn't come across as so.... Dumb.

When my Chinese girlfriend was in middle school some little shithead asked her "Ching chong ching, do you know what that means!?" She said, "Yeah I do! It means go fuck yourself!" and smacked him right in the face. Considering she's the most laid-back non violent person I know, I LOVE this story. Fuck that little…

I kept expecting something low-hanging to whap her right in the noggin!

My partner is first generation American. Once I had real dim sum, home-cooked or at a little spot only her family seemed to know existed, I know heaven was real. Yummmm.

WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE APPLAUDING THIS?! They must be tourists from some shitty little racist US state. This woman is a monster. Don't like eating frogs and turtles? DON'T EAT THEM. My girlfriend is first generation American and her family has exposed me to so dim sum that I wasn't exactly familiar with. But you know…

You're wonderful, I mean it.

For me it was all about the hair. I brushed it and styled it until they had to be replaced when that shit fell out. Also I BEGGED for a black Barbie for Xmas as a kid, they were sold out so my mom bought me Teresa. Mom, I know you're white, but the Latina Barbie doesn't count. I wanted the black Barbie. I think I…

Ever accidentally buy fat free sour cream? I've done that because it was the only organic one I saw. I've ruined MULTIPLE taco nights. I now have to have a chaperone was buying the taco ingredients. Apparently I wasn't the first to do this when I did it at my parents house. I learned this when my father screamed "YOU…

I couldn't decide whether I should read the Scandal open thread or the How to Get Away with Murder one, so I scrolled down and went with this. I am very happy with my decision. Sorry, Shonda! You're a great writer but you can never compete with squee!

Thank you! I would hope most reasonable people would have agreed with me. Views like that a a huge part of the reason I stopped working there.

For the record I am as pro-public breast feeding as a person can be, like I want to high five strangers breast feeding when I see it (but of course I don't because that's weird as fuck.) But I will say I've definitely seen the uncovered booby of a stranger breast feeding, and for a SPLIT second felt... Not…