I would have slapped my sister across the face and cursed out all of her friends. Or the other way around, haven't decided.

In real life if you "know the chef" and have the type of relationship where he/she comps your meal (as this guy apparently thought he did) you won't be ordering anything. The chef will send food out to you. This guy is clearly a douche monger.

Consistently tip well and you'll probably make it back in the end. I've recovered enough free cocktails/ shots at bars to make up my above 20% tip. I know bartenders prefer to keep a tab rather than cash out but I always cash out on my first round if the bartender doesn't know me. I tip very well, and reap the rewards…

Seriously! No one is suggesting kissing people's asses or going completely overboard, but the bare minimum of politeness and courtesy goes farther than you can imagine. I'm a server and when people simply put down their phones, respond with "great, and how are you doing today?" After I greet them, make eye contact and…

Yes, you are. Sorry if a bunch of people already responded to this, but I had to. That doesn't even cover their gas (which they pay for themselves.)

I shall! Thank you.

Death doesn't mean we lose ownership of our bodies,fyi.

It is still non consensual, FYI.

I'm going to have to agree with you entirely.

sarcasm? chipotle has the biggest burritos I've ever seen. On my hungriest day I couldn't finish one in a sitting.

I most definitely do not eat at restaurants that serve soup that comes from bags. Unless you meant fast food or chain restaurants, then yes, they do that.

I vote deranged. That's utterly insane. Yikes!

I only assume they must be gay (as I commented above) when they INSIST that homosexuality is a "choice." It makes me think they "chose" to be straight. Plus like a bazillion of them have had gay sex scandals so at this point it's starting to add up...

They believe that, I know they must. Probably from personal experience. Like when they say that homosexuality is a choice. It sure wasn't for me or anyone I know. Who would choose a life of discrimination and harassment? They must personally be homosexual or bisexual at the least. They must have "chosen" to be…

There is something like *hundreds* of churches to every one public school. That is where prayer belongs. If you want to pray in your school, that's fine. No matter what conservatives say, no one is stopping little Timmy from saying grace over his lunchables. That's not what the argument is, ever. The argument is…

Jesus was American! (I swear some people actually say that.)

The Fox News crowd, as I refer to them, also loves to say "It's freedom OF religion, not freedom FROM religion." A wonderful phrase taught to me by my father, a conservative-voting Catholic. He truly believes this is what the law implies. And I've already tried the argument of "what if a religion other than…

I am never a fan of cartoons for adults usually (I'm looking at YOU Family Guy, with your rape/domestic violence jokes against women!) But Bob's Burgers is the exception. It is SO good. I think Jezebel even did an article about how they are the most sex-positive family on television. The show is silly but still witty,…

Tina Belcher, is that you?

Reminds me of the stupid women who say they were also "born in the wrong decade" and would love to live in the 50's. What's wrong? You have too many rights now? Hate that most women aspire to be more than a silent housewife? (Not that there is anything wrong with being a housewife or stay at home mom...but it's quite…