Did they watch them get on the plane?

She left out details for a reason. I'm guessing those reasons weren't because the guy made her hot coco and let her watch Gilmore Girls reruns in his basement while her clothes dried. Let's leave it at that. We all can guess how the story really ended.

I figure he also assaulted her sexually at the least - hence the details being left out. Let's not give this guy too much credit, please. I'm sorry to speculate and adding in my own details in lack of yours, I'm just guessing the more to the story part was left out because it wasn't exactly pleasant. I'm glad she's…

I'm guessing that was his opinion and not hers. After the tshirts being too sexy comment it sounds about right.

The part about messages from god depending on cars turning and whatnot sounds a LOT like mental illness. Not poking fun by any means, just an obvious observation.

I have to know (and sorry if you've already been asked and answered) did you do sex with him? You know, being the demon of seduction and all? (Great nickname, btw. I'm totally jealous!)

Winner winner, Jesus dinner?

This was your moment and you made it count!

"Without drugs."

I watched The Labyrinth as a small child and it was one of my first glimpses into my sexuality. I remember now knowing if David Bowie was really a man or a woman. I also remember not caring and liking it a lot. Cut to me as an adult, pansexual and super attracted to androgyny.

Then obviously it doesn't count.

I thought the very important question was "Will that bulge be back?"

It's like someone's parent got an iPhone and they're all like "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom who texts."

I think that's all of our responses, honestly.

Seriously, there is a newer and more stupid change every other week. You are quite lucky to have escaped! And I suppose that's true what you said, I think most people really believe that servers make like $10/hr and tips are extra. Nope! My hourly isn't even enough to show up on my paycheck (before tips were on…

For real. When's the last time a woman said "Ooh baby, I'm so dry for you right now!"

Wow, you're witty. I figured I was just missing out. My family can be "cray" so I'm totally using this!

Yeah, I should have I was jus shocked I guess. I hate when the only logical response to a question is "umm... Have you heard of Google?" lol. Thanks!

Oh yeah, definitely hoping (since it's all we've got at this point.)

Also some people care more about the animals (in a way that is sort of... Wrong as you point out) but don't care about the chemicals they put in their bodies. A lot of vegan options remind me of "fat free" food. A lot of chemicals and bad stuff. In a perfect world we would have safe food that's safe for our bodies and…