But they're white. So....

I waited on him several times and while I obviously can't speak to his recent molestation scandal, my coworkers and I all maintain that he is a massive douche bag who ruined our childhood perception of him.

Murray?!

Iverson!

Disgusting. Reading what you just wrote made me close the window I just opened to read that shit. I'm done! But thank you for the heads up on the content.

As I posted above, I thought I saw a pinky finger as well? I assumed it was for the b-hole but I could be totally wrong. May have to rewatch, just to make sure, of course.

Ahhh! The gifs are already here!

No one knows and I don't think anyone cares.

He also has a pinky finger (or so I thought I saw?) that I think goes in the b-hole. I'll have to rewatch, but that's what I was thinking this whole time.

I sex with both men and women. And yes women get it. They know what it takes.. But most men...when will they catch on? I'm tired of explaining and I don't fake it (anymore.)

Wow, another unhealthy thing women do to their vaginas to please men. This is so very ignorant and sad. Also I thought sexual partners enjoyed the wetness and weren't exactly looking for the sand papery vagina feel?

When I was 19 my girlfriends and I did a secret Santa and the person who picked me put this in my stocking as a prank gift. I don't think any of us realized this was a real product until reading this right now. I honestly thought it was a gag gift from Spencer's. I'm really weirded out right now knowing that people…

WE. ALL. DO.

Oooh burn! Got 'em!

My father has never stopped using the word "doi." Usually aimed at his kids whenever they say something dumb.

how have I never heard this? I'm stealing it and using it way too much from now on.

Wtf?

So true! I was telling some people I met the other day (they were from Belgium) what to expect on their first trip to Key West. Between the chickens and the Hemingway cats I'm pretty sure they thought I was pulling their leg!

Ew! What? Lol

Well who doesn't, honestly?