“The worst part isn’t that we’re breaking quarantine or endangering our kids with infection. It’s that she wants to cuddle afterwards. Also, I have great technique.”

cool. you decided not only to be a risk to yourself, but to your family. and depending on the mode of transportation, to the folks who use the gas station after you or the folks on the bus or whatever. and you don’t know if that person is isolating but for you or not, so you’re exposed to whatever all those other…

What are you talking about? Did you respond to the wrong person accidentally?

I don’t know if you’re really this thick, but you deciding that “People still got the virus even though they said they’re ‘careful,’ so I’m just gonna do whatever the hell I want and not quarantine! But don’t worry, we both washed hands after boinking and I only have a few sex partners so it should be enough, right?!”…

Define “point”?

Dear God you should not have children

I don't think this story comes off how you think it comes off...

I haven’t, but my best friend who’s quarantining in another country has a couple of times. She’s also breaking quarantine on the reg to hang out with her friends. It’s honestly pissing me off so much. People are DYING. She’s not taking it seriously at all. She also has the nerve to complain to me about how stressful…

This wins imho. Fulfills the brief AND you’re not a quarantine breaking butthead.

It’s just sex, people. Calm down.  

It’s depressing to realize people *are* actually this stupid AND they have kids.

And I’m assuming “custody schedule” means there are children who are potentially being exposed to the virus as well.

I mean I expected it, but to find out that people seem to have no qualms risking death for some people for sex is just... disgusting.

You’re not super careful, and neither is she, because you both didn’t quarantine. Isn’t that obvious?

No, because the internet contains boundless pornography and also I’m not an idiot.

Well, I don’t mind saying that it has been especially tough for me and my boyfriend, when we’re both just so into sneezeplay.

Please everyone fill out the form to tell the world what an asshole you are.

If you broke quarantine to have sex, I hope it was the worst sex you’ve ever had!

Sex in quarantine, luckily i still like my husband after two months of this shit. 

“diversity quotas”