I like Mark Consuelos, but Hiram sucks as a plot device.

It may have been just another gratuitous shirtless opportunity, but I liked how Hiram was hauled off to jail in his boxing shorts, so in that last conversation with Veronica, he was standing behind bars with nothing, while she was on the “free” side in her fancy dress. It’s literally the first time since her…

My god this show got bizarre and horror-y this season, and I am fucking here for it. I was clapping with glee as the scene transitioned from The Organ Farm preparing to remove Betty’s brain to Jughead digging up the empty grave of Zombie Jason, Murderous King Of The Nerds.

Hey, having good intentions but doing nothing to prevent her son from getting his dumb ass killed is *exactly* like Fred.

Betty was on Adderall, which she didn’t actually need. Alice made her take it to improve her focus and made her work harder so she could meet Alice’s standards for academic perfection.

Mama Molly was so enthusiastic about watching her little boy get beat up by the all-powerful mob king. It was almost sweet!

Maybe it was the episode but I really enjoyed your recap.  That said, it wasn’t Archie’s retainer, it was his mouthpiece.  Funny, there’s homoeroticism aplenty but always with the straight characters.

I cannot believe we’re at the finale and NOBODY has gone to Polly and asked what her deal is.

Drugs might interfere with those juicy organs.

Tbf, I’m pretty sure that whole thing with the “serial killer genes” was Edgar gas lighting her. 

Is it too wild to assume that Edgar resurrected Jason and he’s cutting out people’s organs to keep him alive?

I thought the organ harvesting thing was okay but then I thought.

I don’t know anything about this show except that it’s based on Archie comics, but what the hell is going on in this screenshot? A follow-up question and a comment. What kind of fucked up place lets teenagers box grown men way above their weight class? And if the outcome of that boxing match was anything besides that…

Yeah — it’s weird how they were trying to sell Kevin as Betty’s GBF™, when basically since, say, S2, all he’s done is actively impeded her. Hooking up with Chic when she’s all “I THINK THIS GUY IS A FRAUD AND A PSYCHO” and then the whole Farm thing. Has Kevin actually gotten to be useful?

My guess is that every family…

Archie and Hiram in the steam room was gold.

Just like he always wanted.

In what hospital do doctors, when treating someone for concussion, run genetic tests? And how would she have genes that she inherited from neither mother nor father? You think Betty would have been even quicker to call bullshit on all that than she already was.

It is hard to imagine how Kevin comes back from this as a character. There’s that weird phase you went through your junior year and then there’s being down a kidney, cult-married and selling your classmates out to an organ harvester. It does feel like a waste of Casey Cott, I always like him even when his character is…

I am glad for more of Molly Ringwald as Mary. In this episode with going along with Veronica’s crazy sting and Archie’s crazy fight plans (which she even enthusiastically wanted to watch), then telling Archie that he and Veronica are “endgame,” however, I am afraid that spending more time in Riverdale is turning her…

Hiram: “i’m gonna beat the SHIT out of this teenager”