They still have that ‘Confederate (What if the South won the Civil War?)’ series planned. No thank you.

I think the Fire & Ice theme was a reference to Game of Thrones, which could explain why everyone already had medieval costumes.

Were we supposed to recognize the Black Hood’s victims?

From the very beginning of the episode I couldn’t stop thinking how horrible Archie’s bedroom must smell if he’s in there hitting the heavy bag all the time with not a single fan or open window anywhere in sight. He has a garage where he used to do his music that’d be a much better choice. He could open the door when…

Ah yes, a never before mentioned college there in town that nobody has mentioned before. Sounds about right.

A bunch of colleges will suddenly spring up in Riverdale overnight.

Yeah, Edgar’s probably one of things this season that absolutely works for me. There’s something about him, not just the writing, but also Murray’s performance, which completely makes him work as a cult leader to me.

This episode was a welcome return to the kids engaged in their grownup shenanigans within the confines of an actual teenaged life (prom, college applications). SO happy we were spared another boxing scene this week, I was really worried that the back-to-back fights meant we would have to suffer through two of them. Whe…

While the cross-cut flashbacks reminding us of the last time Reinhart faced mortal peril in a bathroom don’t need to be there

Yes, for some reason in an episode with fake deeds, double boxing matches, and two killers, this was the moment that made me scream “you’ve got to be kidding me!” Everyone had them. Even the presumably still homeless quadrant of the Serpents. And they weren’t like cheap Halloween costume stuff either, they were super…

It’s extremely weird to me that fans of the show will become so invested in it that they divorce themselves from reality and harass people when there’s a major fucking plotline in the show that involves fans of a form of entertainment becoming so invested in it that they divorce themselves from reality and harass…

So like... the Gargoyle King is Chic, right? That’s kinda obvious at this point?

“The after-school special vibe of the anti-crash-diet sermonizing (my dear teen readers: is this a very serious concern among your contemporaries?)”

This would HONESTLY THRILL ME.

The linear progression of time: HOW DOES IT WORK?

Kevin was The Gargoyle King all along!

Well of course, they’ve all been playing G&G.

Edgar, he of the needlessly toned cheese-grated abs,

The Naval Academy doesn’t have scholarships, it’s free tuition and a small stipend. The “recruiter’s” uniform was wrong, four stripes signifies a Captain.

Also, I love that Betty and Jughead had Cheryl change the prom theme to Ren Faire at the last minute and everybody still had appropriate costumes.