And from New Hampshire, no less, with their great motto RIGHT THERE ON THE PLATE. What the F*@K does ‘Live Free or Die’ mean anymore.

Driving a car from showroom new to 1 million miles in a (relatively) short period of time is a feat of driving. That’s a person who did an amazing, physical, challenge. All they had to do was maintain the car according to spec (starting with a perfect example, mind you), and just, drive a lot.

Does anyone else thing that thing looks like a lengthened Grand National?

WTF? Trains are directly in the Jalopnik wheelhouse, are incredible in Shanghai, and car-related stuff is pretty meh there. Chill and try decaf. Or a tranq.

Good on ya for making that annoying, shifty asshole pay the sales tax.

The name Mack Hogan sounds so perfect, like it could be Beef Musclestrong instead and be just as believable. What a name.

Why Subary had chosen a prime number for the amount of cupholders instead of rounding it to a non-prime?

This completely unaltered tintype proves it:

One of my all-time favorite vids, because the delightful weirdness that is Walken. Hell of a hoofer, but never accept a watch from him.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

This came back home from my son Otto’s first-grade class. It was a Thanksgiving assignment, where he had to write what he was thankful for.

Miatas be ‘N Sync.

In my visits to India this was my second favorite car to ride around in. It’s part of the experience. Wish I could bring one over to the US as a project car.

She, the car, is quite the right size.

Sari not sari.