What I’m taking away from this is that ABC would rather create this horrifying CGI monstrosity than allow a talented but average looking 50 year old Rachel Dratch to have a staring role in their TV series.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!

I prefer the Buying Naked approach to censorship.

There’s also this white italian dude (Christopher Abbott from Girls) doing what sounds like a bad Afghan accent and sporting a big beard.