You know, I'm not actually sure. We're going to be working on strengthening my core muscles so I can make a habit of tilting the bottom of my pelvis a little farther forward, which does change the angle of the curve a little but, obviously, only when I actually stand that way. I can't imagine it will do anything…

Hey I've got one of those "beautiful curves" due to scoliosis too! Isn't it great that we're soooo hot and can't sit or stand for long periods of time without pain? I love having that sexy curve that stops me from being able to stand for the duration of a concert or in line for a roller coaster ride.

Right? I'm about to start physical therapy to try to lessen that "beautiful curve".

I found that "beautiful curve" last year. The neurosurgeon called it SPINA BIFIDA and fixed it ASAP. Jesus.

"Don't make this about you" is great advice that applies almost all the time, yet seems to be harder and harder to grasp/follow. Seem to me like it's being replaced more and more by "I'm not fake so I'll do/say whatever/whenever". Oh god I'm an old.

No.

Fuuuuuuuck. Just got off the phone with my grandmother. For a 20min phone call, it was less toxic than some others, but still. She ALWAYS has to find a way to make a negative comment about how I am handling my career. There is literally NOTHING I can say that won't elicit some kind of reprimand from her, and she…

May I as a proud Mom chime in with something that while not important in the grand scheme of the world, is really amazing to my family? Yes?

There is spoiler etiquette and, really, all of us should be following. Some of it's on you, some of it's on everyone else, but if we work together we can make the internet a better place:

I know I'm not the only one who feels this —— I'm so over this Tavi kid.

I'm pretty sure my status as An Old has been cemented, and if it hasn't, it will be now. Spring Break '93 and my friends and I decide to fly out and crash at my roommate's brother's apartment in West Hollywood. Well, one of my friends' boyfriends was a big tattoo guy, and he wanted a t-shirt from Sunset Strip Tattoos,…

My mother is a whacko who believes in the worst types of homeopathic/woo medicine and is extremely pushy and arrogant about it. She belittles anyone who goes to doctors or uses actual medication to cure an illness and has gone so far as to convince cancer patients to quit chemotherapy in favor of drinking her magical…

Large crowds give me anxiety now. Large drunk crowds make me want to cry.

Not to mention that M&Ms are best when you have several in your mouth at a time.

Their second attempt involved M&Ms but that was worse because it depicted all the colors mixing inappropriately.

Yeah, but people are living things. Wouldn't a horse be a better vehicle analogy?

The analogy proceeded to break down when students decided that dirty chocolate is still chocolate, and took it as an endorsement of sex as being as good as chocolate. Orgies ensued.

Technically, couldn't the students then say that passing the candy around with the wrapper on kept the candy from getting dirty. So, by their own standards,

Wow, this was a needlessly smug post. How about you do you and leave us vegetarians to do us?

He cheated with Kate Bosworth, Natalie Imbruglia and Alexa Chung.