Hi...um, that's a really bad idea. It sounds like a Nat Geo style, colonialist, sexually exploitative PR disaster . It's terribly offensive. As a black person myself, if I saw something like what your father is suggesting, I would boycott the company or the artist. I might plaster it on the interwebs so that other…

I think you did a very good job at keeping this Dirt Bag appropriate and understated, in light of all the sadness people are feeling today.

The truth is that the Biebs has actually taken on the inherent meanness, spite and pettiness which all Canadians contain deep in their innermost souls. He performs this Atlas-like burden for the good of Canada, and all her people.

PFFFT. They make you return it for repairs in the original packaging.

Can't you just return them under a warranty claim if this happens within the first 90 days?

Masturbate to the women in the JC Penney catalouge while their mothers are making dinner?

As always, Randall Munroe is all over this stereotype:

Source: http://xkcd.com/385/

The only benefit I can see to having labels is that you can easy share your dietary concerns with people when necessary (for example, mentioning to a friend that you're a vegan, so you can bring something veg-related to their potluck). Otherwise I agree—just eat how you want to eat and call it a day.

Hairless Canadian divers you say...

But a married couple isn't buying a house or insurance in bulk. They are getting the same services/products that single people are.... just at a discount... with double the income of a single person.

As a mitochondria researcher, I only want to hear kids rap about them if they include the phrase "mitochondrial permeability transition pore."

“Paula Deen’s New Testament: 250 Favorite Recipes, All Lightened Up”

Of course, rather than pulling sinister speculations out of the air, a responsible author would have wondered, "Perhaps I am not the first person to consider this problem, and perhaps scientists have looked into whether women do worse than men in Alcoholics Anonymous," and fired up Google Scholar to check.

Ugh, I've never understood the Canadian Tuxedo. It brings shame upon my nation.

hmmm...i must have freakishly long arms then, because i can never find anything long enough for me :(

Um, perhaps I have gorilla arms or linebacker shoulders, but sleeves are not too long on me. Ever. Pants, however, are frequently too long even when I wear them with higher heels. I'm not short and my legs are long, but perhaps many women wear much higher heels than I find comfortable in my job.

What stores are you shopping at, because I need to go there. I seriously always feel it is the other way around. I can never find sleeves that are long enough. Most of the time I buy the long sleeve shirts and have them tailored to be 3/4 sleeve.

I have orangutan arms, yo. It's a pain for sure, but y'all can hem your long sleeves...I can't lengthen too-short sleeves. Leaving a couple extra inches is clutch, since perpetually wearing 3/4 length sucks.

Don't know what you're talking about - Mr. Nectarine has a hell of a time finding any shirts which have long enough sleeves. If the sleeve fits, they always billow around his body, and he is not super skinny. My Dad has a similar problem so he gets his dress shirts custom made.