How on earth is The Canyons still putting out a trailer? Is their production on the same clock as celebrity pregnancies?

Plus it feels awesome when you unzip it afterwards and they just kinda explode out.

This is why I wear a front-zip style!

The soundtrack to this post:

I've spent a significant portion of my life wanting to marry Alexandre Despatie - and I'm only 24. Bulging Speedos don't help.

Canadian, but I love this.

"Keep your chin up."

I thought Miley was way cooler than that.

My electric razor has interchangeable heads to turn into an epilator as well, and I've never committed to epilating. I have blonde, nearly invisible leg hair (until the light hits it) and I always had a very, very hard time getting my legs smooth. I couldn't use it on my armpits, and when I tried my bikini line it…

I really hate dollar stores - it's probably best for my health this way too :P

As much as I love chocolate and would like to see it's price drop... YA BOI!!

The Nohomo sapiens thing is KILLING ME! You nailed it Cassie, this biologist is gonna put on Usher and rub her abs for you after that lol.

Now I'm picturing the NSA as the phone sex monitoring scene in Seducing Dr Lewis/La Grande Séduction

On the bright side:

Weird - what were the criteria?

At my (Canadian) high school, the "valedictorian" was the student who auditioned the best speech as chosen by the grad class committee. The salutatorians were chosen then same way.

Totally just a fashion singular.

Right here!