I'd say "genius" if it weren't for Apple. Maybe "smart" or "Success!"
I'd say "genius" if it weren't for Apple. Maybe "smart" or "Success!"
I'll stick with my Atrix that turns itself into a computer, thanks.
Unique smells.
Until she gets reminded of grandkids :)
"Y'all needs a life" is my new motto. Naturally, it succeeds the classic "y'all don't know me!"
Keiths ftw! Or in this case, loss.
Don't forget the stained bedsheets! Oh, the stained bedsheets!
I see what you did down there.
I'm so, so glad it's not a ballad.
This is the most normal they have ever seemed to me.
Haha, yes, I can see him writing Sarah Palin into a sketch and doing it though. If anyone can get away with it, it's him!
*ahem* I mean, heading down to the local used media store to purchase legitimate copies while still saving money off the original price.
Watching Britney Spears' Crossroads and torrenting Rent, Across The Universe and Burlesque :)
I feel like this punch line would work a lot better in Canada. Maybe on Air Farce, or in a Rick Mercer Report sketch.
MoGlo, I love your personal, this-is-my-life articles.
The subliminal message is that Doritios are better than Lays.
My Mirena, with all my heart, and all my soul, and all my might.
Oh my Jesus, I forgot I have half a batch of chocolate chip cookies left.
Forgive me, Father Goatsee, for I have sinned.
What. The. Fuck.