"The other bit of good news is that Alford is now married, has a child, and is working for another company while attending community college."

Hahaha, these two are awesome! "You get your ass to work and save my country from these cock-sucking Republicans" Sue Sylvester should use that line.

But HE'S the prick.

Really really! Most jeans these days are too long for the majority of women anyway, so they fit people like us wonderfully. I have about a 33in inseam, and I've never found jeans to be too short. I'm also the only person I know who can wear those "cropped" capris as actual capris and not oddly short pants.

Should be safe for you :) There's lots of ways to top it, too.

It's odd how that works, isn't it?

I've already gone on at length about my shopping trip downthread, but I also want to share this recipe for sugar-free flourless chocolate torte. My boyfriend's mom and sister have spring birthdays and are on a no carb (except useful fibres) diet, so this has been a delicious, cakey godsend!

I had the most amazing luck with denim today! I wasn't even going jeans shopping, but everything worked out in my favour. First I went to Mark's Work Wearhouse to get some running gear for my dad for Father's Day. While there, I found some dark wash, whiskerless, pocket-embellishment-free denim capris that actually…

Not unless the police subpoena your therapist (in my country).

Oh my lord, I can't get over this! You had way more swagger at 8 than I do at 22!

God bless fisting.

Suddenly, 1991 feels like an adjective.

Please send more of you from wherever you came from.

I'm so glad I didn't glance down as I read that comment - that was awesome!

Either that or The Frank got it from him :P

It's easier than following proper protocol for referencing That Girl Who Married a Prince But Isn't Exactly a Princess.

I think your high school history teacher read The Frank!

Ginger! Ginger! Ginger!

Yay NS :)

Preach!